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Funny Joke: A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents.   After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man.   The Funny Laugh, Haha Funny, Lol, How Did It Go, How To Find Out, Cop Jokes, Funny Jokes, Clean Jokes, God Will Provide

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents

A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancé to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young...

The Woman is amazed at Gramps' tolerance of the boy Funny Long Jokes, Haha Funny, Clean Jokes, Lucky To Have You, Bible Knowledge, You Are Amazing, His Hands, Go Outside, Laugh Out Loud

The Woman is amazed at Gramps’ tolerance of the boy

A woman in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his poorly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that the grandfather has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle...

The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear something funny Funny Long Jokes, Men Quotes Funny, Haha Funny, Funny Shit, Positive Affirmations Quotes, Affirmation Quotes, Doctor Jokes, Clean Jokes, Joke Of The Day

The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s thigh only to...

Funny Joke: A man went to the doctor... He said, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!" The

The Funny Old Forgetful Couple Go To A Doctor Funny Long Jokes, Funny Vidos, Funny Jokes For Adults, Stupid Funny, Work Jokes, Work Humor, Clean Jokes For Seniors, Senior Jokes, Epic One Liners

The Funny Old Forgetful Couple Go To A Doctor

There was an elderly couple who in their old age... ... noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went...

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Who is doing all the work?

The population of this country is 327 million. 76 million are retired. That leaves 251 million to do the work. There are 48 million people who are permanently disabled. Which leaves 203 million to do the work. There are 74 million...

Before you get a puppy, take the Puppy Test Puppy Quotes Funny, Icu Nurse Humor, Haha Funny, Funny Jokes, Waking Up At 3am, Dog Jokes, Snoopy Pictures, Clean Jokes, Icu Nursing

Before you get a puppy, take the Puppy Test

Before you get a puppy, take the Puppy Test. -- Best taken in the autumn or mid winter. Buy a lead and tie it to a big stone, walk around dragging the stone behind you. Get up at 5am, go out in the pouring rain and walk up and down a muddy...

The poodle complains his life is a mess Clean Funny Jokes, Stupid Jokes, Stupid Stuff, Really Funny Memes, Haha Funny, Funny Relationship Jokes, Dog Jokes, Joke Of The Day, Suddenly

The poodle complains his life is a mess

A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.” "Just the other day the postman...

A man on his way home from a party was pulled over by a police officer Funny Long Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Really Funny Memes, Haha Funny, Lol, Funny Stuff, Police Jokes, I Love You Means, Joke Stories

A man on his way home from a party was pulled over by a police officer

Funny Joke: A man on his way home from a party was pulled over by a police officer. As the officer approached the vehicle, he noticed a large number of knives

The restaurant boasts it will serve anything you want Funny Long Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Crazy Funny Memes, Haha Funny, Harry Potter Texts, Funny Relationship Jokes, Husband Jokes, Clean Jokes, Funny Animal Pictures

The restaurant boasts it will serve anything you want

Funny Joke: There is a restaurant in New Orleans that advertises that it will serve you anything you want, but if they can't, then they will gift you $5000 as an

The funny story of how men age Funny Long Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Riddles, Funny Picture Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, The Funny, Funny Quotes, Funny Mom Humor, Hilarious

The funny story of how men age

Two guys grow up together and are best of friends. But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish...

Fred came home from University thinking he was adopted Funny Long Jokes, Short Jokes, Haha Funny, Funny Stuff, Dna Test Results, Lawyer Jokes, Joke Stories, Dna Genealogy, Good Lawyers

Fred came home from University thinking he was adopted

Fred came home from University in tears. "Mum, am I adopted?" "No, of course not", replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches...

Oh what a conundrum! Funny Long Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Haha Funny, Wife Jokes, Mom Jokes, Getting Older Humor, Mother Feeding, Best Quotes, Funny Quotes

Oh what a conundrum!

If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C? Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned? Why is the letter W, in English, called double U?...

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The Rancher and the FBI Agent

A rancher was minding his own busieness when an FBI Agent comes up to him and says, "We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs.. -funny joke

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They locked their keys in their car

There were these two not-so-smart guys,... ... Dwayne and Jock, and they locked their keys in their car. Dwayne says to Jock, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?" Jock ponders this, and then says, "No, people will...

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The Strange New Doctor Has A Funny Cure

A woman went to the doctor's office and is seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and...

Humor: The old lady decided to join her husband in the afterlife Funny Long Jokes, Funny Cartoon Quotes, Clean Funny Jokes, Latest Funny Jokes, Corny Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Funny Marriage Jokes, Funny Relationship Jokes, Old Lady Humor

Humor: The old lady decided to join her husband in the afterlife

Mildred was a 93-year-old woman, particularly despondent over the death of her husband, Earl. She decided she would just end her life herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out...