Juices

Juices made by the Creep himself; juicing is the fastest and easiest way to get a fresh mega-dose of vitamins and minerals in to your body, nourishing and feeding you on a cellular level.
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The 'I'm not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that' Tonsil Tickler  5 stalks of organic celery 1/2 organic red cabbage 1 nub of ginger 5 stalks of organic kale 1 organic cucumber 1 lemon (peeled as it was not organic) 1/2 an organic apple 2 small organic beatroots 1 organic courgette  1. Wash 2. Chop 3. Juice 4. Let the goodness trickle down your throat 5. Text all my gay friends and apologise for this post  #cancer #cancerdiet #organic #juicing #smoothies #diet #rawfood

The 'I'm not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that' Tonsil Tickler 5 stalks of organic celery 1/2 organic red cabbage 1 nub of ginger 5 stalks of organic kale 1 organic cucumber 1 lemon (peeled as it was not organic) 1/2 an organic apple 2 small organic beatroots 1 organic courgette 1. Wash 2. Chop 3. Juice 4. Let the goodness trickle down your throat 5. Text all my gay friends and apologise for this post #cancer #cancerdiet #organic #juicing #smoothies #diet #rawfood

The Widow Maker  1 Organic lemon 1 handful of organic Kale 1 handful of organic carrots 1 large organic cucumber 1 handful of organic cauliflower 1 organic capsaicin 1 small organic beetroot 1 nub of spray free ginger   #juicing #cancerdiet #cancerfighting #acreepsguidetocancer #health #chronicillness #organic #rawdiet

The Widow Maker 1 Organic lemon 1 handful of organic Kale 1 handful of organic carrots 1 large organic cucumber 1 handful of organic cauliflower 1 organic capsaicin 1 small organic beetroot 1 nub of spray free ginger

Triathlon Sprint with a couple of mates (Rowan & Jase) in Auckland today. The Creep is doing the swim leg so plenty of vege juice, berries and chia seeds for breaky to keep the mind clear and the energy levels up.  #chiaseeds #smoothie #blueberries #cancer #cancerfighting #cancerdiet #health #rawfood #juicing #organic

Triathlon Sprint with a couple of mates (Rowan & Jase) in Auckland today. The Creep is doing the swim leg so plenty of vege juice, berries and chia seeds for breaky to keep the mind clear and the energy levels up.

Finally Breakfast time! What a morning... After listening to her go on for 20 minutes about how she was going to be late for school and that her pocket money hasn't been transferred by daddy yet I managed to get her out the house with as little as a fake number, a slap on the ass and directions to the nearest bus stop. Don't worry thou, I used a condom. I'm kidding   I don't wear condoms!  #cancer #cancerfighting #humor #menshealth #organic #rawdiet #juicing  #acreepsguidetocancer…

Finally Breakfast time! What a morning... After listening to her go on for 20 minutes about how she was going to be late for school and that her pocket money hasn't been transferred by daddy yet I managed to get her out the house with as little as a fake number, a slap on the ass and directions to the nearest bus stop. Don't worry thou, I used a condom. I'm kidding I don't wear condoms! #cancer #cancerfighting #humor #menshealth #organic #rawdiet #juicing #acreepsguidetocancer…

Breakfast of champions.  Watermelon, Lemon, capsicum, celery, ginger, red cabbage.   Alkaline, vitamin rich way to start the weekend off.  #smoothies #juicing #cancerfighting #acreepsguidetocancer #fuckcancer #alkaline #enzymes #vitamins #minerals #energy #health #organic #rawdiet #cancer

Breakfast of champions. Watermelon, Lemon, capsicum, celery, ginger, red cabbage. Alkaline, vitamin rich way to start the weekend off. #smoothies #juicing #cancerfighting #acreepsguidetocancer #fuckcancer #alkaline #enzymes #vitamins #minerals #energy #health #organic #rawdiet #cancer

The Riddler (Makes appox 2 large glasses)  What's long 'n' hard,  thick 'n' juicy,  sometimes big,  sometimes small,  most girls love them,  some guys do too (hey, I'm not judging), taste great, always leave you satisfied and jacko has had at least one inside him every day for the past 5 years?  Correct! It is the humble carrot.    See A Creeps Guide to Cancer for full recipe!  #juicing #acreepsguidetocancer #organic

The Riddler (Makes appox 2 large glasses) What's long 'n' hard, thick 'n' juicy, sometimes big, sometimes small, most girls love them, some guys do too (hey, I'm not judging), taste great, always leave you satisfied and jacko has had at least one inside him every day for the past 5 years? Correct! It is the humble carrot. See A Creeps Guide to Cancer for full recipe! #juicing #acreepsguidetocancer #organic

The Power House: This big 'n' brutal alkaline beast will put fear on the eyes of any tumor. You want to kick this fuckers ass? Gotta take the good with the not so tasty sometimes but man does this one amp you up! Not for the faint of heart. 1/2 Organic Lemon Nub of Spray Free Ginger 2 stalks Organic Celery 1 Organic Capsaicin 1/2 an Organic Broccoli,Organic Cucumber, Organic Beatroot Organic Spinach, Black Kale, Silverbeet. Let it flow thru yr veins & start showing the bad guys who's boss!

The Power House: This big 'n' brutal alkaline beast will put fear on the eyes of any tumor. You want to kick this fuckers ass? Gotta take the good with the not so tasty sometimes but man does this one amp you up! Not for the faint of heart. 1/2 Organic Lemon Nub of Spray Free Ginger 2 stalks Organic Celery 1 Organic Capsaicin 1/2 an Organic Broccoli,Organic Cucumber, Organic Beatroot Organic Spinach, Black Kale, Silverbeet. Let it flow thru yr veins & start showing the bad guys who's boss!

Juice of the Day: PHALLIC PLEASURE!  #juicing #alkaline #cancerfighter #acreepsguidetocancer

Juice of the Day: PHALLIC PLEASURE! #juicing #alkaline #cancerfighter #acreepsguidetocancer

The Juicy Lucy: She's wet, tastes good & will put a smile on ya face & a skip in your step for the rest of your day! Very little amount of sugar in this girl but she's full of the good stuff and very drinkable. Make room for her in your life today. & tell your partner, you never know, they may be into her too... 4 carrots nub of ginger, spinach 1 capsicum 1/4 red cabbage 4 organic sticks of celery, 1/2 organic lemon , 1/2 organic apple, 1 organic courgette, parsley   #cancer #cancerfighting

The Juicy Lucy: She's wet, tastes good & will put a smile on ya face & a skip in your step for the rest of your day! Very little amount of sugar in this girl but she's full of the good stuff and very drinkable. Make room for her in your life today. & tell your partner, you never know, they may be into her too... 4 carrots nub of ginger, spinach 1 capsicum 1/4 red cabbage 4 organic sticks of celery, 1/2 organic lemon , 1/2 organic apple, 1 organic courgette, parsley #cancer #cancerfighting

Check out www.acreepsguidetocancer.com for  all our juicing recipes and tips!  #juicing #acreepsguidetocancer #juice #greenjuice #alkaline #PHbalance #health #organic #rawdiet

Check out www.acreepsguidetocancer.com for all our juicing recipes and tips! #juicing #acreepsguidetocancer #juice #greenjuice #alkaline #PHbalance #health #organic #rawdiet


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