Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine. I completely agree.

Celebrate the small things.

"Be as happy as a stick!" "Sticks aren't very happy." "Aw, how cute." "Let's be this happy today!


Things I say & why I need this.I will punch you in the face. I wanna punch them in the face. They need to be punched in the face. Im want to punch some people in the face.

oh sweet jesus it's a fire

oh sweet jesus it's a fire, something my little sister says all the time "aint nobody got time for that"

Every day I'm shufflin'

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True story

Farewell letter from

The thing about this quote immediate thought was, "How did Abraham Lincoln know about the internet?


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25 Jokes That Are So Stupid They're Actually Funny. #14 Is Priceless.

Jokes that are so stupid they're funny. I think I should just randomly post these around my room or in my power points. Where have these been my whole life?


Funny pictures about For seal. Oh, and cool pics about For seal. Also, For seal photos.

if Aladdin lived in our time..

if Aladdin lived in our time. Is it weird if I find him kinda attractive. Like really attractive. Even though he's a cartoon?


Funny Reminders Ecard: I hate when cashiers ask, 'Will that be it for you?' Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit, too.

go to the end of the queue

"I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. my step mom used to say this all the time growing up lol


I'm not sure what is the worst thing about this- the mullet, the too-tight tie-dye shirt, the matchy-matchy tie-dye backdrop, or the trophy in hand. Let's be serious- trophy for what!

Love this hedgehog.

Nailed it. Why on earth is someone wanting a hedgehog cake? ~Because we love hedgehogs of course! (Although I will admit that first cake is a little scary)