I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the.' Then he said "the what?" I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.
Cute dog stung by a bee. While I'm laughing, I can't help feeling sad for the poor doggy. LOL (This happened to one of our cats once. He got stung by a wasp, and his face swelled up. He didn't look nearly as cute as this little guy, though!