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Random Funny Quotes (23 Pics)

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the.' Then he said "the what?" I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

On the phone with Mom: Me:  *BAHAHAHAHA!!* *repeats joke* Mom:  ...oh.....well that's gross. *cue chirping crickets*

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber. I think I have a new found appreciation for cucumber salad.

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change, and wine to accept the things I can't.  And don't forget the chocolate!!

Quote coffee wine play in serenity prayer God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.

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My wife wanted a puppy. I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.

"You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride asshole." This is SOOOOOO me!

Poor dog.  lol

Cute dog stung by a bee. While I'm laughing, I can't help feeling sad for the poor doggy. LOL (This happened to one of our cats once. He got stung by a wasp, and his face swelled up. He didn't look nearly as cute as this little guy, though!