So I sent this to my friend and he was like "yeah I know him." And then he said 'at first I thought you were asking me out" it was so funny you should so try texting this to someone.

The muffin man.Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on Dury Lane? Well she's married to the muffin man! The Muffin Man? THE MUFFIN MAN!

can someone ask me out via a John Green book please?

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can someone ask me out via a John Green book please? Or just ask me out, period.

Do you have any long term goals?

Do you have any long term goals?

Do you have any long-term goals? Just death. Funny Pictures Of The Day – 38 Pics

The perfect birthday card… I'm totally doing this.

The perfect birthday card…

Funny pictures about The perfect birthday card. Oh, and cool pics about The perfect birthday card. Also, The perfect birthday card.

When someone I hate asks me why I'm so quiet around them. "Well, you can't plan a murder out loud."

When someone I hate asks me why I'm so quiet around them. "Well, you can't plan a murder out loud."<-who does this its getting annoying now ugh

Everyone, please, please, please reblog this or share this or save this or something, whatever. Just show them we care, and that we are very sorry we couldn't get to them in time.

My aunt committed suicide it doesn't kill the pain it just passes it to someone else, please know this<<<<<Don't fuckin make me cry

Stop romanticizing and making them out for less than they are. Take people who have them seriously, before they get seriously hurt and don't push them on others! But also talk about the hard things, so that people who need help can get it, so that counseling isn't weakness or taboo

And social anxiety isn't cute tiny shy girls in flower dresses, it's breathing heavy and sweaty palms every time you think about talking to people you don't know.

You never realize how much you like someone until you watch them like someone else

Someone from Los Angeles, California, US posted a whisper, which reads "You never realize how much you like someone until you watch them like someone else "

When someone tries to ask me out

When someone tries to ask me out

Please let this be my life

Here's How To Ask Someone Out Using A John Green Book

Don't be an asshole and misgender people on purpose. If you don't know someone's gender, ask them. Or if you're too shy/not comfortable doing that your safest option is to use the pronouns they/they're/their until you find out the appropriate pronoun to use.

Don't be an asshole and misgender people on purpose. If you don't know someone's gender, ask them. Or if you're too shy/not comfortable doing that your safest option is to use the pronouns they/them until you find out the appropriate pronouns to use.

the only time you should ever misgender someone it's when they're not out to someone and you have to mention their gender/pronouns<<and/or when you're not sure if they're out to someone or not, err on the side of caution-protect your friends

the only time you should ever misgender someone is when they're not out to someone and you have to mention their gender/pronouns<<and/or when you're not sure if they're out to someone or not, err on the side of caution-protect your friends

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