My ex yelled out of his car and called me a slut. I told him I'd been called worse and when he asked what I replied with "Your girlfriend "

Someone from Tauranga, Bay of Plenty, NZ posted a whisper, which reads "My ex yelled out of his car and called me a slut. I told him I'd been called worse and when he asked what I replied with "Your girlfriend ""

12 Best Burns of All Time from The Leek

12 Best Burns of All Time

you're gonna need ice fo' that burn! >> apply cold water to that burn 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Some kid called me gay and I said,  "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on." Best come back ever.

Someone from Columbus, Nebraska, US posted a whisper, which reads "Some kid called me gay and I said, "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on." Best come back ever.

Best non swearing insults

15+ Non-Swearing Insults That Are Too Brutal To Everyone

You remind me of twilight, you're completely disgusting. When your mom gave birth to you, she was arrested for littering. Wow your face makes Voldemort look like a male model.

When Casanova was sent home: | 23 Epic Burns That Will Put You In The Burn Unit<---thats a good one, lol.

23 Epic Burns That Will Put You In The Burn Unit

When Eric and Laurie battled it out… | 23 Of The Best Burns From "That '70s Show"

23 Of The Best Burns From "That '70s Show"

When Eric and Laurie battled it out. get some yourself some pawtastic adorable cat apparel!

When Red really spoke from the heart. | 23 Of The Best Burns From "That '70s Show"

23 Of The Best Burns From "That '70s Show"

I like the idea of having a mantel built up around the stove in our living room with some kind of hearth like this... I like having a place for storing wood like this...

All fired up

They keep our homes warm in style, and are a renewable energy source to boot. What's not to like about wood-burning stoves, asks Dominic Murphy

Because many things were burning in the 70's Hey-o | 23 Of The Best Burns From "That '70s Show"

23 Of The Best Burns From "That '70s Show"

It's been almost 10 years since That Show went off the air but over the course of 8 seasons the show left us with some unforgettable moments and quotes. It's been almost 10 years since That

100 Today’s Most Funny Memes (#149 November 3, 2017)

100 Today’s Most Funny Memes (#149 November 3, 2017)

The best Burns night printables - Poems, songs, recipes and hats! happythought.co.uk

The best Burns night printables - Poems, songs and recipes

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