When you take English words and idioms too literally (Illustrations By Keren Rosen) / Puns
Why did Shakespeare only write in pen? 24 Hilarious Puns That Only English Nerds Will Understand. < It's fun being an English nerd.
"Gary, you need to be less selfish. Remember, it's 'cactus-us'". "Actually, Sweety, the plural is cact-i." Gary the grammar cactus will never find love.
If you can say it ten times fast you win the Internet. I DID IT
15 Jokes And Short Stories.
Fun with English: Funny contractions