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High School student Analogies: "She was like a magnet: attractive from the back, repulsive from the front."

21 Actual Analogies Used By High School Students in English Essays. #8 Is Gold.

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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

See some of the funniest photo quotes ever, including photos of cats and planes.

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. #coolfunnyquotes

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up. #coolfunnyquotes

Analogies about life, guys and girls, love, friendship, even bikinis. Compare everything and make it a laugh.

The excuses for sexual harassment/assault don't work with any other crime. So why do people accept them with misogyny?

The excuses for sexual harassment/assault don't work with any other crime. So why do people accept them with misogyny?

Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

I hate it when guys say "you're so beautiful, why are you single?" Because I am crazy, okay. I'm emotionally unfuckingstable

Doesn't happen to me but it further illustrates how shallow some people are, judging by looks.

25 Funny Analogies and Metaphors : the boat glided across the pond just like a bowling ball wouldn't. :)

Really horrible (and funny) similies metaphors etc

I also say it's like being a freshman in life and life is a dream where you're trying to run but your feet are bolted to the ground.

This perfect analogy:

"Please do not call us the 'selfie generation'. We are the meme generation and will not stand for being mischaracterised.

Pro-Trump actor Rob Schneider’s brilliantly funny analogy about Dems and Russia sets off mad triggers!

Pro-Trump actor Rob Schneider’s brilliantly funny analogy about Dems and Russia sets off mad triggers!

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Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

THERE'S MORE! (these are as bad as a very bad sandwich. One which went bad about four months ago but somebody just left it there.)

these are as bad as a very bad sandwich. One which went bad about four months ago but somebody just left it there.

A sudden realization by markmak.deviantart.com on @DeviantArt We're getting really into this Ducktective = Gravity Falls analogy

A Sudden Realization. We're getting really into this Ducktective = Gravity Falls analogy