35 Funny Quotes You're Going To Love

35 Funny Quotes You're Going To Love

Toddler (n.) - Emotionally unstable pint-sized dictator with the uncanny ability to know exactly how far to push you towards utter insanity before reverting to a loveable creature

Philosophy vs. Religion…

Philosophy vs. Religion…

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I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire. Liar, Liar, pants on fire!

Tim Minchin~preserve it at all costs...lest the masses lose their faith, and start to think and question for themselves...and once they remove religion & politics from the equation they can see the real culprit and call it out, which is greed and power.

Tim Minchin quotes About science verses faith. Tim Minchin, An Australian Comedian, Actor, Musician, Philosopher.

SERIOUSLY,  I really can't help what comes out of my mouth, I cannot control it as some think I can!

This is my fav prayer, every day I go to work. "Dear Lord, Please put your arm around me today and your hand over my mouth"

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Top 25 Funny Quotes

ENTJ - We& scary good at reading people. So if you provoke us into a rare fury we will use all the nasty little things we know about you to rip you to pieces. I NEVER expected this to be as big as it is, but I& glad because it makes all of us

Latest 30 Funny Minions quotes of the week #Funny #minion

Latest 30 Funny Minions quotes of the week

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~ Forget dancing like no one is watching. Dance like a toddler. They don't even care if there's music. Share your funny stories in the comments below!

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The last comment is a Suite Life of Zack and Cody reference! Loved that show sooo much as a kid and Estabon's full name is imprinted in my name because of it! :)

*** Exodus (KJV ) *** Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.*** Can't count how many times I have heard, even friends, take the name of the Lord in vain.

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