Funny Halloween Ecard: I cant decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total slut.
Bahahaha I LOVE this.definitely sounds like someone I know!
Let's get high on fructose
Only one week left to get away with eating candy like a 5 year old 24 hours a day!
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What I do at work is answer stupid questions all day! "I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day.
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Every time I avoid eating Halloween candy I reward myself by eating Halloween candy.
Funny Halloween Ecard: I'm certain your intoxication alone will sufficiently scare others.
Funny Halloween Ecard: Halloween: The one night a year you pull that stick out of your ass and ride on it!
Funny Halloween Ecard: Happy Halloween to someone I trust not to leave me for dead during a zombie apocalypse.