"But, but that's my stapler!" (from Office Space movie).ThinkGeek :: The Red Swingline Stapler
I miss American made Swingline Staplers (or any quality all-metal staplers for that matter).
Of course I need the Red Swingline Stapler. "touch my stapler and I burn the place down" -Office Space
Do you have my stapler? The famous red Swingline stapler from office space.