Every time you flirt with me...

Everytime you flirt with me, I add another chapter to the ongoing porno we're having in my mind

Our continued flirting & pretending not to be attracted to each other is the highlight of my day.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Our continued flirting & pretending not to be attracted to each other is the highlight of my day

Sweet Dreams!! BTW if your dream just happens to be of me tonight, keep in mind that I like it rough.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Sweet Dreams! BTW if your dream just happens to be of me tonight, keep in mind that I like it rough.

33 Hilarious E-Cards That Are Better At Flirting Than You’ve Ever Been | Page 2 | Thought Catalog

33 Hilarious E-Cards That Are Better At Flirting Than You’ve Ever Been

Free, Flirting Ecard: I'd be willing to set my alarm ten or fifteen minutes earlier if you wanted to have morning sex.

Haha yes

People think I allow things when In fact i'm ignoring! I don't care to dwell on mean take advantage of my niceness people. I prefer fun loving funny people.

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14 Funny Blow Job Jokes

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How cute.

How cute.

33 Hilarious E-Cards That Are Better At Flirting Than You’ve Ever Been | Thought Catalog

33 Hilarious E-Cards That Are Better At Flirting Than You’ve Ever Been

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.

Picturing you naked is the most productive thing I've done all day. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com

Free, Flirting Ecard: Picturing you naked is the most productive thing I've done all day.

33 Hilarious E-Cards That Are Better At Flirting Than You’ve Ever Been | Thought Catalog

33 Hilarious E-Cards That Are Better At Flirting Than You’ve Ever Been

Funny Breaking Bad Ecard: Even Walter White couldn't improve on the chemistry between us.

Whether you know him from Malcolm in the Middle or Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston's birthday is today and we're celebrating with 15 Walter White memes!

I just think we don't fully appreciate the epicness... - Imgur

I just think we don't fully appreciate the epicness...

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Tonight let's do something your memory foam mattress will never forget.

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