I wouldn't,but the thought of the idea is funny.not a bad idea at all.
Teenager Post *Nerd guys phone rings* Jock: "Who was that, your girlfriend?" *Everyone laughs* Nerd: "Nope, it was yours.
what's your emergency cashier:This girl showed me 20 items that costs 10 cents and she said she was going to steal it. dispatcher:we'll have a patrol officer there tomorrow Cashier: >_<
actually one day i was sick (like really really deadly killmenow sick) and at lunch this guy was like "lol [girls name] has to give [guys name] a bl*wjob" and the principal walked in just as he said it omg my friends told me this i laughed so hard