Me: *gets a notification* Me: finally! I don't know how long its been since I've gotten Me: wait. Me: suspiciously opens the notification Random person: oh my god did she just trip haha what a loser Me: WHAT I THOUGHT NO ONE SAW ME
Someone from Colnbrook, England, GB posted a whisper, which reads "I bet you 159588837 that you didn't read the number completely. And I bet you you didn't noticed it had a letter in it. You went to check it and I was messing with you, I want my like"
Someone from Franklin posted a whisper, which reads "I was driving next to a police officer while balling my eyes out. He moved behind me pulled me over & in my state of terror thinking I drove recklessly he asked me to get out of the car and hugged me.
I started singing lost boy in Walmart and I was like, "I am a lost boy, from never land" and then an aisle over I hear "usually hanging out with, Peter Pan!" Me and that dude are now best friends I love this song "Lost Boy"