'Fight to win, forgive to sleep worry free..." AWARDCHESS -Grigoriy Burtayev  - Witty Profiles Quote 6211187 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6211187

'Fight to win, forgive to sleep worry free.

How I got out of doing the dishes My mom: Do the dishes Me: *places sock on counter* My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock* Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK! My mom: wait what? Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF Me: *runs to room* nmq  - Witty Profiles Quote 6263951 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6263951

How I got out of doing the dishes My mom: Do the dishes Me: *places

Bella Swan: I had sex, got pregnant, and almost died. Coach Carr: What did I tell you? - Witty Profiles Quote 6437967 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6437967

Bella Swan: I had sex, got pregnant, and almost died. Coach Carr: What did I tell you? - Witty Profiles Quote 6437967 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6437967

In '09 the government will start killing mentally challenged people. My heart sank when I thought of you. Run my little retarded friend, !RUN! - Witty Profiles Quote 755081 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/755081

In the government will start killing mentally challenged people. My heart sank when I thought of you. Run my little retarded friend, !

One day you'll wake up and realize how amazing she really was, but by then, she'll be waking up next to the man who already knew. - Witty Profiles Quote 204230 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/204230

One day you'll wake up and realize how amazing she really was, but by then, she'll be waking up next to the man who already knew.

True strength, is holding it all together, when everyone else expects you to fall apart.  - Witty Profiles Quote 6305435 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6305435

True strength, is holding it all together, when everyone else expects you to fall apart.

"Download "FATHERS AND SONS" for your iPod or MP3, with an Autograph of Dostoevsky, or Lenin..." AWARDCHESS Grigoriy Burtayev - Witty Profiles Quote 6211239 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6211239

"Download "FATHERS AND SONS" for your iPod or MP3, with an Autograph of Dostoevsky, or Lenin..." AWARDCHESS Grigoriy Burtayev - Witty Profiles Quote 6211239 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6211239

I eat soup with a fork, because sometimes, life's just not challenging enough for me - Witty Profiles Quote 6620148 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6620148

I eat soup with a fork, because sometimes, life's just not challenging

Someday you will find a guy who messes up your lipstick, instead of your mascara.  - Witty Profiles Quote 5892441 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/5892441

Someday you will find a guy who messes up your lipstick, instead of your mascara.

"When the Sunrise coming, the shadows retreat off..." AWARDCHESS Grigoriy Burtayev  - Witty Profiles Quote 6211223 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6211223

"When the Sunrise coming, the shadows retreat off.

Winnie the Pooh: You're just in time for the best part of the day! Christopher Robin: And what time is that? Winnie the Pooh: When you and me become we.  - Witty Profiles Quote 641865 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/641865

Winnie the Pooh: You're just in time for the best part of the day! Christopher Robin: And what time is that? Winnie the Pooh: When you and me become we.

"They is no doubt, that the Moon still exist, despite the blind opposite opinions!"- AWARDCHESS. Grigoriy Burtayev  - Witty Profiles Quote 6211174 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6211174

"They is no doubt, that the Moon still exist, despite the blind opposite opinions!

i hate the fact that we're drifting apart and there's nothing i can do about it  - Witty Profiles Quote 6627519 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6627519

i hate the fact that we're drifting apart and there's

Relatable Post #4 School dress codes are dumb. Girls can't show their shoulders? What guy is gonna look at a girl and be like "Dang, that's a FINE shoulder." - Witty Profiles Quote 6442165 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6442165

Relatable Post School dress codes are dumb. Girls can't show their shoulders? What guy is gonna look at a girl and be like "Dang, that's a FINE shoulder.

Witty Profiles quote #6181241 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6181241   i can't even remember what  	happened last september, but  	   i'm sure you'd remind me      if you had to.

i can't even remember what happened last september, but i'm sure you'd remind me if you had to.

We're almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is we're going. -- Gilmore Girls <33  - Witty Profiles Quote 203769 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/203769

We're almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is we're going. -- Gilmore Girls <33 - Witty Profiles Quote 203769 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/203769

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