Clean humor

If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up said the sarcastic teacher.After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: When you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s women’s softball...

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It...

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new oneOnce he's arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is m.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, StPeter was standing there waiting for her.He said, “Welcome, Elsa.. #funny, #joke, #humor

It was a dark, stormy, nightThe Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk #funny, #joke, #humor

One day he arrives home looking downcast“That's it,” he tells his wife“I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went.”.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

An old woman took her husband to the doctor. The doctor checked the husband’s pulse, then told the woman, “I’m sorry, your husband is dead.” The woman was shocked. “I don’t believe...

“Mum, am I adopted?”“No, of course not”, replied his motherWhy would you think such a thing? #funny, #joke, #humor