Golf humor jokes

Golf is hard, so keep it light from time to time. A joke can help ease frustration and change your mindset.

A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?” “I’m okay, thanks,” I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart. “Why don’t you come up to my villa, rest for a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up...

The husband slices his tee shot into the trees. They find the ball resting behind an oak. The man is about to chip out onto the fairway when his wife, standing a few feet behind, stops him. “Honey, from here I can see the flagstick. Why not try to reach the green?” He takes a look...

The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. “Top of the mornin’ to yer, Sir” says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick “Hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out...

Whether you need a laugh after a bad round of golf or want to sound witty at your next outing, we’ve got a list of hilarious golf puns and one-liners!

One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.” His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, “Why don’t you take my brother...

Two Old Friends Playing Golf. – Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole

Designated Driver - Funny pictures of really horrible, and terribly lame puns that will make you regret the day you Googled it.

I was on the second hole when I noticed a frog sitting next to the green. I didn’t think anything of it and was about to shoot when the frog says “Ribbit. 9- Iron”. I looked around and didn’t see anyone. “Ribbit. 9-Iron.” I looked at the frog and it just stared back at me. So I put my...

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