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Longing quotes

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Little Johnny Asks His Father. -

Little Johnny Asks His Father. – Little Johnny asks his father “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise

Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, StPeter was standing there waiting for her.He said, “Welcome, Elsa.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, StPeter was standing there waiting for her.He said, “Welcome, Elsa.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Seriously??? - Funny Long Jokes

A husband sends a text to his wife. Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing...

Teacher Jokes | Satibal

1. “If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then …

25 Quotes That Capture What It Feels Like To Be In A Long Distance Relationship

Everyone in a long distance relationship (or commonly known as LDR) knows it's not easy. These long distance relationship quotes and memes about relationships sum up how it feels and will remind you that your love is worth the distance.

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Father Was Horrified When His Daughter Said This During Her Prayer

A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa” The father asked, “Why did you say good bye Grandpa?” The little girl said “I don’t know, it...

Married or not you should read this…

When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I...

Nursing home joke

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems like she’s doing fine,...