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I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2008. I Smile, Funny Quotes, Funny Memes, Funny Comebacks, Beer Quotes, Humor Quotes, Life Quotes, Thing 1, Jokes

Funny Comebacks

I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2008.

The only multitasking I'm good at is watching TV while eating. Funny Inspirational Quotes, Housewife Quotes, Tv Funny, Funny Confessions, All The Things Meme, Work Memes, Tv Quotes

Funny Inspirational Quotes

Housewife Quotes

Funny Confessions

All The Things Meme

The only multitasking I'm good at is watching TV while eating.

#Confession: My superpower is picking the slowest moving line at the grocery store. Done Quotes, Up Quotes, Great Quotes, Funny Jokes, Hilarious, Laughter The Best Medicine, Sometimes I Wonder, Seriously Funny

Laughter The Best Medicine

Sometimes I Wonder

Seriously Funny

#Confession: My superpower is picking the slowest moving line at the grocery store.

Nothing more attractive than a man who can actually hold a conversation. Zuko, Someecards, I Love To Laugh, Love You, I Hate Everyone, Cycling Quotes, Cycling Motivation, E Cards, True Stories

I Love To Laugh

I Hate Everyone

Cycling Motivation

Nothing more attractive than a man who can actually hold a conversation.

You know, you can only play the victim just so many times before people start to figure out that maybe you're the problem! Quotable Quotes, True Quotes, Drama Quotes, Bff Quotes, Badass Quotes, Friend Quotes, Attitude Quotes

Quotable Quotes

Attitude Quotes

You know, you can only play the victim just so many times before people start to figure out that maybe you're the problem!

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place. Me Quotes, Momma Quotes, Hilarious Sayings, That's Hilarious, Inspirational Quotes, Mother Quotes

Hilarious Sayings

That's Hilarious

Inspirational Quotes

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

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Inspektor Gadget

Parenting+boys+is+not+for+sissys!

lol...I have six days off!! :) Pathetic Quotes, Work Quotes, Pokerface, Day Off Work, Thats The Way, Work Humor

Pathetic Quotes

lol...I have six days off!! :)

Gosh this made me laugh, spesh since Spring JUST sprung and the girls haven't let a moment pass before they squeeze into their "shorts". Yikes! Quotes To Live By, Crazy Quotes, Witch Quotes, Funny Ads, Truth Quotes

Quotes To Live By

Gosh this made me laugh, spesh since Spring JUST sprung and the girls haven't let a moment pass before they squeeze into their "shorts". Yikes!

I love this! Funny Diet Jokes, Diet Humor, Funny Videos, Diet Meme, Menus Healthy, Healthy Foods To Eat, Healthy Dinner Recipes

Funny Diet Jokes

Healthy Foods To Eat

Healthy Dinner Recipes

And must be changed every 30 days. Oh, you entered it wrong twice? Go through these 50 steps and hand over your firstborn to reset.

And must be changed every 30 days. Oh, you entered it wrong twice? Go through these 50 steps and hand over your firstborn to reset.

It will affect your child forever Funny Stuff, Deadbeat Dad, Intj Personality, I Forgive You, And So It Begins, Lust

Intj Personality

And So It Begins

It will affect your child forever

Heather Doran-Veevers

Heather Doran-Veevers

Damned straight 80's kids! LoL Mom Funny, Belly Laughs, Thoughts

Damned straight 80's kids! LoL

Bean Styled

Not only am I out of your league You're not even playing the same sport... Alexander Skarsgard, Cristian Grey, Lol, Fifty Shades Of Grey, Arbonne, Funny Photos

Alexander Skarsgard

Fifty Shades Of Grey

Not only am I out of your league You're not even playing the same sport...

Hear hear! Le Divorce, Divorce Party, Divorce Humor, Breakup Humor, Divorce Sayings, Divorce Funny

Divorce Sayings

Whoopass out the can Girly Quotes, Random Quotes, Awesome Quotes

Whoopass out the can

Theresa Murdock

Theresa Murdock

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As parents, our children are ALWAYS our children, even when they are full grown adults... Look Here, Look At You, Hilarious Memes, Funny Humor, It's Funny, Messages

Hilarious Memes

As parents, our children are ALWAYS our children, even when they are full grown adults...

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Someecards Funny

Sarcastic Ecards

Sarcastic Quotes

Funny Workplace Ecard: I hate when cashiers ask Is that everything Im like Umm nope Id like all this invisible crap too. Best Ecards, Love Ecards, Talking Behind My Back Quotes, Truth Hurts, Christian Grey

Talking Behind My Back Quotes

Funny Workplace Ecard: I hate when cashiers ask Is that everything Im like Umm nope Id like all this invisible crap too.

I'm sorry. I was under the impression that when you have kids, you should look after them yourself, not pawn them off to everyone else. Motivational Monday, Hard Quotes, Witty Quotes

Motivational Monday

I'm sorry. I was under the impression that when you have kids, you should look after them yourself, not pawn them off to everyone else.

Just because you popped a baby out of your vagina doesn't mean you can call yourself a mother. Actually caring for said child is required Ecard | someecards.com Happy Birthday Mom Quotes, Funny Happy Birthday Wishes, Funny Birthday, Birthday Sayings, 90th Birthday, Husband Birthday, Birthday Greetings, New Quotes, Happy Quotes

Happy Birthday Mom Quotes

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Birthday Sayings

Husband Birthday

Birthday Greetings

Just because you popped a baby out of your vagina doesn't mean you can call yourself a mother. Actually caring for said child is required Ecard | someecards.com

Being the bitter, jealous, controlling, crazy ex-wife is out, sweetie. Try being a loving mother to your children instead. Crazy Ex Wife, Baby Momma Drama, Bitter Ex, Deadbeat Moms, Psycho Ex

Baby Momma Drama

Being the bitter, jealous, controlling, crazy ex-wife is out, sweetie. Try being a loving mother to your children instead.

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Unc Chapel Hill

University Of North Carolina

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Memes Estúpidos

Memes Super Graciosos

Linkin Park Soldier

Funny Quotes For Teens