That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day and you're not sure whether to put on regular clothes or pajama's.

Funny Weekend Ecard: That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day and you're not sure whether to put on regular clothes or pajama's. *Always choose pajamas!

When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look ef...

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk.

I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk. The Karma bus

We have a runner!

Excellent check list, but sorry about the runner. Sanity had to go.

I don't know what's scarier - that my daughter is starting to act like me or that I am starting to act like my mother.

Funny Family Ecard: I don't know what's scarier - that my daughter is starting to act like me or that I am starting to act like my mother.that my daughter is starting to act like my mother!

When I Need a Miracle?

When I Need a Miracle - Son wood sign. This sign would be perfect for a kids room, nursery, or photo wall. This sign will look great sitting

Get Over It I got over it im not with him so leave me alone I aint got anything to do with you and him

Fuck it. Fuck you. Still I would love to say words don't mean shit. Someone told me to kill myself. Well one thing. Fuck you.

Fuck with me!!! Best thing I suggest is you leave us alone!!!! We may not be together but we are on this!!!! You fucking cunt bitch, Whore!!!! May evil fall upon you

I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet.until you F with me or anyone in my family!

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