Matthew Ehlers

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Matthew Ehlers
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PSA: Don't have sex with robots! Read this to find out why!

ok so i tried and this is what i got *ahem* me:cyber sex Cleverbot: No, numbers. me:you start cleverbot: what song? me: *takes off shirt* cleverbot: *tickles feet* me: *takes off pants* cleverbot: *pulls back bow and the arrows destroys the tank*

This is funny bc when was around 5 used to have bad nose bleeds and once i was on the loo and sneezed and the blood went everywhere.The floor was covered.The door was covered.I had to go to hospital.

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