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Or like one of the three stooges slapping your face and head repeatedly!

I don't like spiders and snakes, but.act like a black belt when I walk into a spider web

omg do you guys remember when you were like 5 or 6 and you were on an airplane and they gave you markers you could color on your cookie with? i still have one that tastes like banana!

For real, I know a few nine year olds with phones, and I STILL feel cool with my new markers (crayola😏)

Adventures in crafting, cooking, and couponing!: Fab fall finds for less!

I have good taste, but I don't have the money to prove it I like to think I do at least. STORY OF MY LIFE.

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Was I drunk the entire relationship? Was I drunk the entire relationship? Was I drunk the entire relationship?

The only reason I check my voicemail is to get of the little icon on my screen.

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

For those of you that want to make a deposit into your Checkins account, those do not exist, there is a Checking account and a Savings account.

If I have more than 3 days off work, I forget how to do my job. If it's more than a week, I forget passwords, co-workers names, etc.

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