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ha ha.....yeah this is most of my friends ;)

Free and Funny News Ecard: thank you for letting me watch you constantly text as we hang out. I would hate to bore you with my company.

Another thought that runs through my head. Luckily I have a very honest child that makes it known that it stunk before we walked in.

Free, News Ecard: I hate when I walk into a public restroom and it reeks of fresh poop. then someone walks in after me and I want to scream "It wasn't me! I didn't do it!

True story...

Rottenecards - I'm going to get so wasted this weekend, I wish I could outsource my hangover to China.

Going to print this on a t-shirt and wear to work. yup.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My tolerance for imbeciles is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.

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I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny. I think I succeeded, Alex & Lauren! Yeah, you're welcome!

Isn't this the truth!!

Thanks so much for that update about your super busy life. How do you do it.

This pretty much describes me and my best friend's relationship

Funny Confession Ecard: Why yes, I can carry on a conversation made up entirely of movie quotes.

I know Justin Timberlake said he was bringing sexy back, but I really think it was Matt Bomer. (created by me)

Bitch please, I'm an art student. That sexy gossip you think I can't handle? I had to sketch it for homework.

Funny Apology Ecard: I should apologize... To myself for allowing a fake, delusional, self-centered, bitch like you to get that close to me and for the bad karma I'm going to get for paying yours back personally;).

Funny Apology Ecard: I should apologize… To myself for allowing a fake, delusional, self-centered, bitch like you to get that close to me and for the bad karma I’m going to get for paying yours back personally

Those who say "money can't buy happiness" have obviously never bought front row concert tickets to their favorite band.

Then I realized it was Tuesday morning.

"I decided to reward myself with a well-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then realized it was Tuesday. Morning" when tuesday is actually the weekend