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Every once in a while, you've got to go fuck some shit up. Always best to have a cohort.

Too bad my mom runs a daycare full of 3 yr olds and Landon. Especially landon.

no thanks I'm not gonna let idiots ruin my day. Be yourself no matter what other people think. Trust me you'll make much more friends and have much more fun. If they think you're weird they're not worth it.

This is totally me. I don't talk much in the beginning but when you get to know me, I don't shut up and I'm a little crazy, in a good way, lol

"I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you, get ready for some crazy shit" yup this is me

hahaha!!!

I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike bar, but I'd do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon. -- Now this is funny.

Women dont want much except your time, undivided attention, dick, space, fun, keys, food, phone, passwords, money, heart, life n soul. #thatsit

Women dont want much except your time, undivided attention, dick, space, fun, keys, food, phone, passwords, money, heart, life n soul. #thatsit

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Fuck you. Fuck everything you believe. Fuck all the things you left behind. Fuck your stupid ideas. Fuck your new chapter. Fuck you.

Right here :)

Truth is, I actually have a file folder labeled "Fuck it." which is almost as full as the one next to it called "Fuck it and run.

Funny Pictures Of The Day - 34 Pics

Remember when we were teenagers and we would drink all night and sleep till noon and we thought were old? We were assholes.

So blessed to have a "job" that allows me to wake up on fire for the day, EVERY day! Twinkle Adams Sponsor/Enroller ID: 3662118

Funny pictures of the day pics) - Farted On The Bus And 4 People Turned Around. Felt Like I Was On “the Voice”

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