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Story of my life haha

Bahahaha this is so funny! Vodka texting is never a good idea.

Make you feel sexy

a good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world. that's wine. wine does that

Uh, yeah...

Funny Movies Ecard: Who needs 50 Shades of Grey when Matthew Mcconaughey is going to be in a stripper movie with Channing Tatum?

Does this mean I will start passing out with a glass of bourbon in my hand? #justlikedaddy

9 Answers To The 2nd Worst Thanksgiving Question

I drink like my father, and still cook like my mother. (My dad doesn't really drink but it sounded good LOL)

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Pathological Liar, Take Care, Narcissist, The Games, My Son, Behavior, Bump, Father, Lion

It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

'I'm so full of happiness, energy, and so looking forward to being at work- ready to deal with everything and everyone!!'- said no probation officer ever.

'I'm so full of happiness, energy, and so looking forward to being at work- ready to deal with everything and everyone!'- said no probation officer ever.

What is your favorite exercise? #Humor

My favorite exercise at the gym. My favorite exercise at the gym. My favorite exercise at the gym.

'You have a sick, twisted mind. Do you want to be my friend?

facebook hate

Funny pictures about Why did I unfriend you? Oh, and cool pics about Why did I unfriend you? Also, Why did I unfriend you?

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

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