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{In The Shop} - Hocus Pocus Halloween Cross Stitch Pattern

"What are you going to be for Halloween?" "A drunk girl sitting on her couch, watching Hocus Pocus!

Welcome to the life of an ER nurse

There's only so much insanity you can blame on the full moon. The rest is just everyday bat shit crazy people being themselves.

Bath salt guys

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: If I ever bump into one of those bath salt guys, I hope he's considerate enough to just to eat my love handles.

#running #inspiration #motivation

I know I have a vagina, but I'm gonna need you to suck my dick.

Look in the mirror !

Funny Flirting Ecard: For all you guys wearing skinny jeans. I think you took the phrase 'getting into her pants' the wrong way.

Oh my goodness! My dog takes a good half hour of circling, until she finds the right spot? LOL

Omigosh this is totally going to be my new outlook on life. "I'm not picky, you should see my dog when he's looking for a place to poop. Now THAT'S picky.

I must be one lmao

Yes, I am a control freak and that's why all of my work gets done correctly, thank you very much!

Grammar is sexy.

I try to keep an open mind about everything except grammar, spelling, and punctuation. My curse for being a teacher my ultimate pet peeve!

My feelings exactly! Probably why I burn my tongue so often, lol.

Free and Funny Farewell Ecard: I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to

And if stupid didn't fall out of yours, maybe sarcasm wouldn't so quickly fall out of mine!

Honey sarcasm falls put of my mouth like stupid falls out of yours.

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things - Paperblog

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

Hahahahaha too funny- true for people that wear workout clothes TOO much!

Sleeping in is pretty great

How I will reply to any and all annoying PMS/PMT/menstruation jokes from here on out. No joke!