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Too exhausted to think straight. Please use small words. Pictures help.

I don't get nearly enough credit for managing not to be a violent psychopath. So True.

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I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

My family is tempermental  - http://jokideo.com/my-family-is-tempermental/

LOL I wish I could say this wasn't true! "My family is tempermental: Half temper, Half mental" Funny Quotes About Family Jokes.

Yep!

Free and Funny News Ecard: Daaamn girl. Are you a fire detector? 'Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying.

Penny

Funny Confession Ecard: Today I found a penny, it reminded me of you. Worthless and found in everyone's pants. (reminds me of a few).

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

Nothing I hate more than the sound of my alarm.

ecard // i'm in love with my bed // alarm clock jealous whore // sleep

Totally me!!! ❤️ it

I'd rather tell my friends the hurtful truth. At least I did my part as a friend. Sugar-coating the truth never helps them.

Soooooo true!! I always listened really carefully to the theme song waiting for directions.

Funny Workplace Ecard: If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.

Lol

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Just because I came to work today doesn't imply that I've come to actually do work today.

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