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My hubby said this is 100% me!! Lol

This is so true : Men will never understand how joyful it makes us fee to unsnap that bra, whip it through our shirt sleeve, and fling it across the room.

I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word 'premeditated' gets thrown around in the courtroom.

If Don't Stop Believin' starts playing and the person you're with doesn't sing along, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.oh how I love me some Journey!

it will stay shut. i am no one's option.

Inspirational Quotes: When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description When one door closes, sometimes.

this seriously just made me laugh out loud.  which i really needed.

Funny Quote: Eveything Happens For A Reason, But Sometimes The Reason Is That You’re Stupid And You Make Bad Decision - Funny Quotes

Scary movies

I love how in scary movies the person yells out 'Hello?' As if the killers going to be like 'yeah i'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?

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…and that's why Mom's are the real rulers of the house. When I ask mom, it's always an answer. When I ask dad, it's always "Go ask your mom." Mom always knows best! Thank you mom for making me a ruler!

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Lmao. You sir are a fucking cactus.

PRICK = "PUNXA" PERÒ VOL DIR CAPOLL O IDIOTA. (slang, vulgar) a penis. (slang, vulgar) a nasty or contemptible person = gilip. He is such a prick! I've met some pricks in my time but you sir, are a fucking cactus.

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