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Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Mother, who was busting butt to make sure everything is perfect for everybody.

Parental Dilemma: That moment when the 'Tooth Fairy' realizes he only has a twenty in his wallet, and it's midnight!

"The Tooth Fairy doesn't work on Sunday night," I told my six-year-old this morning at sharp once he pulled the plastic baggy out from under his pillow. It still contained the tooth that he'd lost a full earlier.

I have 'Cleaning ADD'. I start dusting, and 6 loads of laundry, a sparkling toilet and reorganized cabinets later.... I still haven't dusted yet.

I have 'Cleaning ADD'. I start dusting, and 6 loads of laundry, a sparkling toilet and reorganized cabinets later. This is definitely me!

Sometimes I get so excited while eating mac n' cheese that I forget to breathe.

Sometimes I get so excited while eating mac n' cheese that I forget to breathe. Sonny's mac n cheese everyday, lol.

This made me lol!

Just when you think you might be feeling good about your Mommy skills, a trip to the store with your kids can put you back in your place real quick. definitely been there

Baaahahahahaha so true!

I must need an interpreter because when I say "Hurry, put your shoes on and get in the car", my kids hear, "It's a good time to poop.

Don't lie. You didn't do anything either!

Funny Workplace Ecard: I got so much procrastinating done today.

Ha! yeah, pretty much.

Parenting humor, parent meme, kids talking while mom is on the phone, funny motherhood

I hate talking on the phone. Texting is the best way to get ahold of me.

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable? I hate talking on the phone! Unless it's like my mom or grandparent's lol

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