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everything i like is either...

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible. This about sums it up

Mason jars, honeyfund jars, and thumbprint guestbooks need to die a slow, painful death

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

Yup! parents of small kids can relate, Im sure, lol.

My poor mom, I used to sit outside her door. I thought it was our "special" alone time. Poor woman just wanted to pee! Love you mom!

- http://lolsvillage.com/?p=8254

This is the truth of the matter: “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios”. Birthday gift anyone?

Every single time

This made me laugh so hard! I have fallen down the stairs at least 100 times in my life.I won't like a couple of those times was actually walking UP the stairs lol

Very true....which is why I have so many!

"Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life." - Anonymous picture quote about shoes and life. See more image quotes now.

Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say and not giving a damn. #quote #style

Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say and not giving a damn. AMEN to that!

life ought to plan on handing me vodka too

Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck. Very technical, but it is very true. You wouldn't want your life to be just lemon water, now, would you?

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