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It's funny because it's true :)

When a girl says, "Don't worry about it." You better fucking worry about it :P

lol..(:

Bacon [noun] The main reason you are not a vegetarian. No, the ONLY reason I'm not a vegetarian.

i wish this could be my signature on my email

Youre = You fucking are.Your = Shows fucking possession. Were = We fucking are.Were = Past fucking tense of are. Where = Specifies a fucking location. Than = A fucking comparison.Then = A point in fucking time.

- "I Can Relate: Going Shopping w/Money & Nothing to Find; Going Shopping w/out Money & Wanting Everything in Sight"

Hate is a strong word, but thought this was funny! I don't really hate anyone!

so true...

I hate when a girl assumes that since a shirt goes down to the middle of their butt cheeks, that this makes it a dress! And don't get me strayed on girls wearing leggings as pants!

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

haha! This is so true! Walmart always makes me feel tiny and classy! Lol!

So funny! Sad thing is i am one of those people who make u feel better! I dont usually care what i look like when i go to walmart!

Every day I fall in love with you more & more.well, not every day yesterday you were pretty annoying! LOL cute lil' pack of gum & funny gag gift!

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

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