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Why Not Wearing Pants Is Awesome

I remember a similar refrain about my hometown, Woodstock, but I forgot it....How much wood would Woodstock stock if.....

Sign reads "how much whine would a wine drinker whine if a wine drinker couldn't drink wine?" Block signs are made from 1 thick solid white pine.

Forget to eat - first breakfast, second, luncheon, supper, midnight.  lol

I NEVER forget to eat, but I definitely have days where I have eleven breakfasts and night lunch.

Our family has actually used "Metric Shit Ton" as a unit of measurement!

Then I heard someone use the term, "metric fuck-ton", and "shit ton" instantly dropped to

Yes! Too true haha

Hakuna Ma' Vodka: It means no memory for the rest of your day. The Lion King meets drinking. Things for a laugh.

True story

Naps are tricky. if I wake up unaware of the year, I just go back to sleep and wake up refreshed later.

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Quote: If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don't fully comprehend how Casual Friday actually works.

Not A Powerpuff…

Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine. Minus the wine

♡ true!

Pretty much sums it up, except I don't like Starbucks or wine and girls nights are annoying haha

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