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I nearly had a panic attack when I couldn't access Facebook for nearly 5 minutes fearing work had finally cut me off!

Trying to pick my favorite Republican cadidate is exactly like trying to decide which STD would be just right for me.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm so happy when I'm with you I feel like I'm on happy pills. and that has nothing to do with me being heavily medicated with prescription meds.

LOL, Nope lets just keep serving all the crazy Biotches, zanex, klonipin (sp?), and all the anit-depression meds they can eat, so they can mix them with all their drinking and make asses out of themselves.... much funnier

but should be said sometimes by both doctors and nurses- Polypharmacy craziness defined!

Earth Day Commentary

Earth Day Commentary


The world can kiss my ass until I'm done with midterm grading.

Not even going to say how I truly feel.

Thanks for showing up to the state-funded healthcare clinic with your Louis Vuitton purse, fresh mani and pedi, MAC lipgloss, hair weave, and Medicaid card.

I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.

I honestly feel this way for an uneasy number of people. at the same time, I think an uneasy number of people feel this about me as well

Mainly those who invent imaginary family trees on Ancestry.com & FamilySearch & such.  SURE your ancestor (who is actually a combination of your ancestor, my ancestor, & 3 other men of the same name) fathered 37 kids by 3 wives on 2 continents, 7 after he died & 2 before he was born!

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

Tax day

Tax day the only day people on welfare have money to buy shit besides the first of the month.