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Oh your life sucks? Here let me lift up my glass of Karma.

Free, Encouragement Ecard: Oh your life sucks? Here let me lift up my glass of Karma.

esp since you keep pawning her off and taking things away from her for your own selfish reasons. It's HER TURN to live. not yours. not yours anymore.

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

Home wreaker

If you ever ruin our relationship with a homewrecking whore, I will go Carrie Underwood on your car, Taylor Swift on your stuff and Bobbit on your weenie.- I'm still laughing.

Seriously, how do they come up with these?  This one made me laugh out loud too!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug.

I'm going to hell in every religion.

The story of my life. // I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Oh, you don't like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Eat shit and die bitch. Sincerely, Your Friends.some people.

Welcome to your 28th birthday!!!

After 30 the baby showers have slowed down just a bit, just walking into Forever 21 is awkward and the hangovers, well.

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Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad!

Hate Stupid people

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LOL this is how i feel half the time i'm on the phone.which is probably the reason i hate talking on the phone

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.


Funny Friendship Ecard: My nonexistent balls are bigger than your real ones.