Finding the perfect card to give your spouse isn't easy when most of what's out there is Hallmark-grade, lovey-dovey mush. If that kind of overly sentimental stuff makes you uncomfortable and/or want to puke, just know you're not alone. We've rounded up 13 alternative greeting cards for couples with a sense of humor and a less traditional idea of what constitutes romance. Life Quotes Love, Cute Quotes, Funny Quotes, Qoutes, Soulmate Quotes, Top Quotes, Funny Humor, What I Like About You, Love You