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It's true; The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

It's as if they all go to the exact same "Asshole Academy," and learn the exact same lessons on how to pull the exact same shit as each other. Mark my words: it's an Asshole Conspiracy.

Lmao!!!!

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We know that laundry rooms are usually a pretty boring place. Why not make it fun??  You are guaranteed to get a laugh with this funny quote!  Put your laundry

Laundry room wall decal - Love Mom

We know that laundry rooms are usually a pretty boring place. Why not make it fun? You are guaranteed to get a laugh with this funny quote! Put your laundry

Let go of the pointless drama.  Life is too short to be anything but happy.

There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama & the people who create it & surround yourself with people who make you laugh.

This is exactly what you did.

Sadness…u don't love me huh? You didn't love her. You just didn't want to be alone. Or maybe she was good for your ego. Or, or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life but you didn't love her. Because you don't destroy people you love.

Narcissist....

"narcissists project their own disturbing psychopathy onto others, accusing others of the very same behavior they are guilty of" narcissists praise softly and blame loudly by barbra

Lies.... No relationship will work

He was an ass. He made you fall for him and he wasn't there to catch you. He's worse. Very few know my real story, but he is MORE than worse.

This is what I keep telling you!

Actions speak louder than words. Actions speak louder than words. Actions speak louder than words.

So why frown?

Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that motherfucker.

We all have those ;)

I'm having one of those days where I want to set your fucking face on fire and try putting it out with a fork. Fuck being mean.I'm just gonna say fuck you.

Sometimes I need to remind myself, but considering that the quality of the average woman is higher than that of the average man, it's fairly inevitable at my age. High standards ....or settling.

It's better to be single with high standards than in a relationship settling for less. For my single sisters :)

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To the man who says nothing directly to the woman he claims to love, refuses to prove how he feels, and tells lies. Bob Marley - The biggest coward is the man who awakens a womans love with no intention of loving her.

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