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All the time. pretty much daily Do you ever just wake up an go "NOPE" .and roll over and go back to sleep? I do, almost every morning.

#inspiration

I bask in your warmth and I dance in your heat. Your music runs down my spine to the soul of my feet. I'm light as a feather when you sing your song. You Pierce my heart, I got an ache and a long.

Oh gosh. That game always made me nervous. Even if I knew it was someone I liked I wouldn't guess them when we were guessing so they wouldn't think I liked them smh. That's why I'm still single.

Back in the day my kind of flirting was touching my crushes thumb while playing heads up seven up yup

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35 Funny Quotes

Relatable Post it's impossible to slowly tip toe around without activating your T-rex arms

Sad but true...

Someone from Massachusetts posted a whisper, which reads "That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

Millionaires doing it wrong

Funny pictures about Dear Millionaires. Oh, and cool pics about Dear Millionaires. Also, Dear Millionaires.

MMMM Cookie Dough!

I have eaten raw cookie dough all my life, and so has my mom, and neither of us have EVER gotten sick from it. (raw cookie dough from homemade cookies)

you know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying I just find it funny how.....

It's true. You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying "I just find it funny how." because there's a chance she did not find it funny.

Murphy's law

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My fibromyalgia has made me stiff and clumsy so I do have occasional collisions with the floor, walls, chairs and other stuff that throws itself in my way.

Funny pictures about I'm not clumsy. Oh, and cool pics about I'm not clumsy. Also, I'm not clumsy.

Ohhhhhhhh, to be a kid again...

After giving it a lot of thought // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - So true!

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food quote - i eat cake because its somebody's birthday somewhere

You mean, now?? Because for some reason, everything is funny at the moment! ♊️

I call that "slaphappy." You get so tired, that you are to the point of being dazed and goofy and weird, all at the same time.

stylerain

via: observando "I love everybody. Some i love to be around, some i love to avoid, and others i'd love to punch in the face." >>>ohhh that's what that feeling is. see i don't hate ppl, i really love them!

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Funny Quote - Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places or like my husband, cleans the garage and puts the "stuff" in the living room and not where it belongs

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