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someday when we are 90 or so after the retirement age stopped being raised for the "worker bees" we might be able to sleep in.....But by then we won't be able to sleep.....T

I don't like morning people. or mornings. or people. Made me laugh, but I actually like all of these things.

absolutely true  @Kim Nelson @Robyn Hamlin @Amy Padesky McGill    I hope this makes you laugh as much as I did when I read it!

So true. I hate running. So true. I hate running.

The Misadventures of the Mistress of Mayhem and Her Maniacal Minions

The new medical pain scale.On a scale of 1 to stepping on a Lego.

And don't forget the can opener

segastarlit: “ ALL THE TIME! ” [Image description: When a package says ‘easy open’ i end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber.] A gun.

Bahaha, YUHP. & uhm, where's 14 & 15?

23 Adult Truths: If there's anything you want to read it's this.every single thing is true! Especially the last one for the ladies :)

I dont know about anyone else, but this girl had one to many hamburgers this weekend!!!!If you feel the same way, then contact me today! I have samples and bottles on hand of various different products to help you get out of those fat pants, FOREVER!!Order now at: www.ambermichael.lovemyace.com

It's hard to be optimistic when your fat pants are even tight -- diet motivation quote

Advice

My husband knows this and sometimes remembers that often chocolate is the cure. N x "If she growls, throw chocolate at her from a safe place"

I always tell myself, it's okay Erin it's only one video; then in comes the classic SpongeBob narration  ( 2 HOURS LATER) And then you realize you can never get the time back you just wasted

Not a video of how to talk to a giraffe but more video of how to do your make up and stuff

But--- But-- "Hey Y'all watch this!" is the redneck national anthem!

Sign Prohibits Doing Things Preceded by “Hey Y'all, Watch This!” “Hey Y'All, watch me play safely and respectfully"

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