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Cuando nos compraron computadora lo único que sabía hacer era usar paint, y me sentia experta en computadoras :A

So true! Kids need to spend time "outside" playing with friends, that was an awesome part of my childhood. We were allowed to play until sunset and we did.

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Funny Quote - Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead

You mean, now?? Because for some reason, everything is funny at the moment! ♊️

I call that "slaphappy." You get so tired, that you are to the point of being dazed and goofy and weird, all at the same time.

Ain't it the truth - my son, especially!

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Do You Know What A Necessity Is?

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Yep

My Four Moods . too old, too tired, too sober, and I don't have time for this shit! Deal with it. Ha Ha Ha, too funny

this. is. so. us.

A quietman is a thinking man. A quiet women is usually mad. And if the man would think a little louder and speak to hiS women while thinkinggg out loudddd.he is Then the man, that should think about his women first.

Love it

Funny Quote: Eveything Happens For A Reason, But Sometimes The Reason Is That You’re Stupid And You Make Bad Decision - Funny Quotes

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel…

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Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

just sayin

Staying quiet doesn’t mean I have nothing to say, it means I don’t think you’re ready to hear my thoughts.

Most stress is caused by three things : Family, Money and Family with No Money!

LOL!

I want a closed casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play "Pop goes the weasel" over and over until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with silent, horrified anticipation.

Trust me❤

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"People who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest and trustworthy, human behavioral studies suggest." I must be the most honest, trustworthy human then hahah

Love this.. I laugh more than anything. Don't sweat the small stuff.

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