I went on a date (set up by 'friends') and he ordered salad for me. I kept my mouth shut and on the second date I ordered steak for me and salad for him. Then the waiter laughed and gave me his number I would do thi
Someone from Virginia posted a whisper, which reads "When I get mad at my husband I whisper to my 3 year old daughter "daddy hi-ya!" And she'll go whack him. He thinks it's random, she's doing my dirty work.
Someone from Hall Green, England, GB posted a whisper, which reads "Yesterday, my chicken nugget flew out of my hand by accident and my boyfriend dove on to the floor to save it. Not all heroes wear capes.