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Rottenecards - Some day, you'll meet a man, and he'll sweep you off your feet and promise you the world. You just punch that lying bastard as hard as you can and run, baby!

FOX News summed up in one ecard..

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

I wish I was crappy enough to actually do this !!! I will say that if you mistreat me to the breaking point then you get... absolutely nothing from me ever again. And I'm okay with that too :)

From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared.

When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my life alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up. =)

Funny Confession Ecard: When I get old, Im not going to sit around knitting. Im going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up! the-dark-side

it's important to be consistent, you know.

Free and Funny News Ecard: If you are going to be close-minded. would you mind being close-mouthed as well?

Flight attendant prayer #aviationhumorpeople

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

Girlfriends are good at sending you these kind of inspirational e-cards after having your heart ripped out of your chest. Women logic. Love to love men and love to hate them too.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance it looks like it could be interesting. But up close, it's just a ton of shit you don't need.

HaHaHaHaHa!!!                                     YES!!! Tried to explain I had anxiety coming to talk to him about anxiety. He didn't get it

Tried to explain I had anxiety coming to talk to him about anxiety. He didn't get it YESSSS my damn life.

:)))) Laughing for real right now.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life.I think youre an idiot.

Mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com

Mom always told me if you cant say anything nice, then dont say anything at all. And some people wonder why Im so quiet around them.Via someecards

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