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Funny Confession Ecard: I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you got home. It's just that I fell asleep.

Crafter humor - Lol @darrenstearns , I'm glad you tolerate me and that we can go Hobby Lobbying together. Love you honey bunches of oats

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Have you seen my wife? She came into this craft store for "just one thing" 2 hours ago!

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes.

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

I should just change my voicemail greeting to: 'Please hang up and text me.' (Actually considered this)

I should just change my voicemail greeting to: 'Please hang up and text me.' I HATE voicemail!

I actually did slam my cart into a girl once because I said excuse me and she wouldn't move... But seriously I want to do it without even saying a word, just run everyone over in the store.

I+grocery store and Walmart! Hate going shopping. can't+tell+you+the+number+of+times+I've+fantasized+about+running+my+cart+into+the+heels+of+the+stupid+people+that+block+the+aisles+at+the+grocery+store.

That is Sex Ed in High School. Sex Ed for grown ups should be taught by me! www.bontempsbabes.com

Sex Ed Should Be Taught By A Pregnant Woman Four Days Past Her Due Date! It would scare the crap outta kids!

Oh honey, please! You're his 3rd "soulmate" in less than 2 years. The odds aren't in your favor.

If at first you don't succeed. Continue making sarcastic comments until one Hits the mark.

@Amanda Snelson Jones. Your uterus is just throwing a tantrum. Perhaps you should give it more chocolate...? haha!

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.

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