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Sorry for the potty mouth word but it would be nice if what people say came with a soundtrack.  Then we might be able to discern their true feelings.

I wish my life had background music so I that I could understand what the hell was going on. That's life.

Good point!

the winners write history. Do not believe everything you’ve been taught. Have an open mind and an open heart.

But really what is?

Especially my half-sister who thinks pedophiles are nice people? What a f---ckin' retard!

rather be at home

"I'd socialize, but it gets in the way of just being at home and doing what I want." FROM: funny-ecard-home

Isn't this the truth

Your Old Private Diaries vs Today's Publicly Shared Lives: Remember when people had diaries and got mad when someone read them? Now people put everything online and get mad when people don't read it… So true!

EVERYDAY ACTUALLY! Some days I just wish I had the wisdom of a ninety year old, the body of a twenty year old and the energy of a three year old.

#ENTJ. Yes, Lawd!!! When I am quiet and staring at you, you'd best run.

i relate to the phrase "chillin like a villian" it implies thaf i'm calm but ready to murder at any time 😂