To most Christians the bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click I agree. Many of us who search for meaning, read the Christian Bible more closely than the Tea Party types ever will.
Someone from Houston, Texas, US posted a whisper, which reads "It's nice to see my deaf friend still has a sense of humor. Me:*signs* you didn't text me back? Her: *signs back* oh well I didn't hear my phone go off.