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Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

True story

True story

Funny Confession Ecard: I usually laugh at my own texts before I send them because I rarely say something that's not hilarious.

Douche...lol

Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase. Yep Steve is an asshole cheats on his live in girlfriend and talks bad about his ex wife.

Friends...

Funny Friendship Ecard: You're only as cool as the friends you hang out with . And I'm awesome You're welcome.

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

EXACTLY...well I mean if I ever get one

Funny Confession Ecard: No I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future. (My Life)

Oh god,I am ashamed to say that is fits me sooo well.

'I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. Who's this fucking whore!

@Brittany Horton Allison :)

Free, Friendship Ecard: We'll always be friends because we love hating things together.