I don't like to see people or their pets in need. I hope, in fact, that they do ride home in a stretch limousine every night. (I seriously doubt that they do, no matter what fantasies others like to believe about beggars.
"My name is Missy. I am a hoarder. I have been a hoarder for 2 years. If Mom had not moved the couch I would still be hoarding." ("Shame on Missy's mom for not cleaning under the couch for 2 years" should be the real caption here.