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That may be YOUR opinion but I've actually used recipe's, cleaning, decorating and event planning tips and ideas. In fact I can say that Pinterest changed my life for the better!

E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life


hahaha so true! "Nice try 'Blocked Number', but I don't even answer the phone for people I know.

I prefer a vocabulary enhanced by virulent phrases due to the nescience of the greater population.

they say swearing is due to a limited vocabulary i know thousands of words but i still prefer fuck off to go away

You may need some aloe for that burn!

I'd tell you to go fuck yourself.but I'm pretty sure you'd be disappointed.

I'm knitting the handbasket were all going to Hell in.  Not me personally; @Emilie Eskridge will have to do the knitting for me!  :)

I'm knitting the handbasket we're all going to Hell in. Okay not really, I don't know how to knit, but I thought this one was really funny.


Funny pictures about Current Mood In A Picture. Oh, and cool pics about Current Mood In A Picture. Also, Current Mood In A Picture photos.

I've got a better chance of finding a unicorn than I do of going through a whole day without dealing with some fucktard *true story*

Mainly those who invent imaginary family trees on Ancestry.com & FamilySearch & such.  SURE your ancestor (who is actually a combination of your ancestor, my ancestor, & 3 other men of the same name) fathered 37 kids by 3 wives on 2 continents, 7 after he died & 2 before he was born!

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

Ya biatch

Hey cuntmuffin, why don't you climb in your douche canoe, cry me a river, and float the fuck away? I just LOLd!

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and ...

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and sarcasm←. I feel bad every time I laugh. Sort of. typo on card ☹←

I am going to tell my coworkers how stupid you are!

Funny Workplace Ecard: When I get off the phone with you I am going to tell my coworkers how stupid you are. Bahaha so true!

I Know I Have One  See more funny pics at killthehydra.com!

lol tis true sometimes.girls do say suck my dick even tho we don't have one. wonder if that saying would make it as far as suck my dick. Oh just some random thoughts.


Free and Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: I'm not fucking stupid! I mean, I used to, but we broke up.

One of my fitness goals is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without any help.- change it to ex husband. lol j/k- ya know mostly.