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The way those candy corn haters talk reminds me of those politicians who trash gay rights just before they get caught making out with other men.

Watch your fucking language.

So amazingly accurate. Although my silver tongued offspring don't say crap.

Dear Precious Snowflake: No one can say anything bad about your book if you don't publish it in the first place. Sincerely, Reality

Dear Precious Snowflake: No one can say anything bad about your book if you don't publish it in the first place.

Hate to break it to ya, but if this is funny, you're old.

When someone yells . "STOP" I don't know if it is in the name of it's hammer time or if I should collaborate and listen

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I don't just smile. I laugh like the crazy bitch I am. Funny Confession Ecard: Why yes, I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.

That awkward moment when you realize you're the only one who didn't like "Outlander."

That awkward moment when you realize you're the only one who didn't like "Outlander.

Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.

this is exactly why i *don't* unfriend ppl who aren't really friends becaus omg cassie johnson lol e i don't want them thinking i'm being passive-aggressive when really, i just can't stand the "clutter" of people on my friend list that i never talk to!

Sweetie, stop calling yourself a hacker. Hackers are smart and cool. You're boring, and you can't spell. We call that a "troll."

Sweetie, stop calling yourself a hacker. Hackers are smart and cool. You're boring, and you can't spell. We call that a "troll.

It's hard to take myself seriously as a writer when I think about the fact that by the time F. Scott Fitzgerald was my age, he'd been dead for over a year.

It's hard to take myself seriously as a writer when I think about the fact that by the time F. Scott Fitzgerald was my age, he'd been dead for over a year.

We need a dating app for book lovers. Next to your name is a picture of the book you're reading. What else do we really need to know?

I finally read that Shades of Grey' book and it was such an easy read.I didn't even have to lick my finger to get it wet to turn the page.

Three stars means "I like your book"

Dear Authors: Three stars on Goodreads means "I like your book," not "I hope you die in the elevator of a burning building.

Famous last words: "I should read this book and see what all the fuss is about. I mean, how bad can it be?"

Famous last words: "I should read this book and see what all the fuss is about. I mean, how bad can it be?

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