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During state testing, someone opened the door and 'Stupid' flew right in!

Oh hell fucking no.which is why you're no longer my family

I feel young until I'm around high school kids. Then I'm like, nope, I'm old.

and sometimes it's not always high school kids.just kids who still ACT like high school kids.

Funny Confession Ecard: The only thing I've learned during finals week is the importance of marrying rich.

Funny Confession Ecard: The only thing I've learned during finals week is the importance of marrying rich. SO glad I am done with college!

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the messy state my house is in, the courage to start cleaning and the wisdom to not let it get this way again. ✓

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Lord grant me the serenity to accept the messy state my house is in, the courage to start cleaning, and the wisdom to not let it get this way again. (too true)

I'm sorry, but I was only scheduled for six hours of caring today, and my shift just ended. Please try again tomorrow.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm sorry, but I was only scheduled for six hours of caring today, and my shift just ended. Please try again tomorrow.

You think its ok to flirt with my boyfriend knowing hes taken??...well I think its ok to push my fist in your face!!

Free, Flirting Ecard: You think it's ok to flirt with my boyfriend knowing he's taken?well I think it's ok to push my fist in your face!

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

So true

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm conveniently forgetting our friendship of convenience.

Being a parent is a privilege not an obligation, some people need to learn the difference.

Free, Baby Ecard: Being a parent is a privilege not an obligation, some people need to learn the difference.

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