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One Does Not Simply: One does not simply...

One Does Not Simply: One does not simply...

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Les Misérables Memes --- except (yes, I'm quibbling) he cries lots over Eponine, and they cut out the parts of the song where he mourns her. Too funny, though.

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Next time someone rings you home phone, test their intelligence by replying with, "hi, can i call you back i'm driving." - if we only had a home phone.

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Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly Feel Better About Your Diet

Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly Feel Better About Your Diet: Anyone who's ever tried to lose weight feels for you.

its weird how its acceptable to put someone else genitals in your mouth, but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross.

It’s weird how it’s acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross.

Ha! I'm so competitive when I play board games.

My family has been known to play board games until someone cries. :-P // If you're not prepared to lose every friend you have over a board game, you're not playing hard enough.

Totally

Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. Ha ha so true

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"Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can't." hahaha, great play on Lord, Grant me the Serenity.

r u drunk or happy ?

OR maybe a happy drunk? cause usually when there's a drink In my hand, there's a smile on my face! :) add hockey into the mix and you have yourself a extremely happy girl.

Seriously! But I saw on Shark Tank, a company that sells cookie dough that doesn't have raw eggs in it.  Worth a try...

I have eaten raw cookie dough all my life, and so has my mom, and neither of us have EVER gotten sick from it. (raw cookie dough from homemade cookies)

One Does Not Simply: One Does not simply skip dessert...

One Does Not Simply: One Does not simply skip dessert.

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